The gremlins I work with are triumphing. The don’t get wet, don’t feed after dark, sick all the damn time gremlins. My co-workers are always sick. ALWAYS! And they usually blame it on their children. One came to work a few weeks ago after being gone for about a week and told us that she and her daughter both had red spots in the back of their throats and the doctor said it looked like hand, foot, mouth disease. Ain’t that what damn cows get! Amazingly enough, not only do they blame their children (who are all less than school age) but they say that it’s the fault of going to daycare. My great aunt runs a daycare and the children are always healthy. My girlfriend Kay’s mother also runs one….never has any problems. But somehow, these unclean gremlins send their kids to daycares where they keep getting sick.
Yeah…..right.
Usually I get here before anyone else and I take time in the morning to spray Lysol everywhere and Clorox down my work space. The damn gremlins are stronger than disenfectant y’all. I woke up this morning with a stuffy head and nose and a sore throat. I’m hot and clammy. I don’t feel good. 
I hate gremlins.
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