Nothing pisses the dog shit out of me more than:

• Pedestrians walking AGAINST traffic.  I have never seen anything like this in my life.  My light is green…hell my light just turned green and folks are crossing the street in front of me LEISURELY.  Give me a damn break!  MOVE.  Wait til there is no traffic….something!  I see more offenders on my side of town than I do out where I work…..so going home I have to ride with my foot on the brake the entire time because folks just start out in the street like they have the right of way AT ALL TIMES.  Not at the crosswalk.  Not at the light.  MIDDLE OF THE DAMN STREET….WITH KIDS IN TOW….SAUNTERING AND TAKING THEIR DAMN TIME!
• Unsolicited advice!  That used to be my biggest issue in the world (until I moved to Chicago and ran into folks who cross the street whenever the damn mood hits em).  Creole once asked me why it bothers me so much…..cause folks just have my best interest in mind.  And THAT RIGHT THERE is where the problem lies.  Having my best interest in mind…..no.  What they have is my best interest in mind ACCORDING TO THEM.  Unsolicited advice is based on how YOU would do something or what YOU think is appropriate.  It’s not always formulated with MY methods of action in mind.  So what you are really doing is telling me how YOU would do something or what YOUR plan would be.  THAT’S why it annoys the shit out of me.
• Anonymous comments with balls.  Yep Yep Yep.  If y’all knew half of what went on behind the scenes!  Folks call me and complain about this ish and that ish and the third…..bloggers jacking their swagger, jacking their posts, etc….then go leave 50 million anonymous comments on their blog with malice.  If you got the stuff to pick up your phone and call me about whatever is irking you, and you’re not going to letitgo, then do the same to whoever.  Or if they are jacking your swagger, call em on it.  What good does being anonymous do?  I don’t usually get anonymous comments.  I’ve come to the conclusion that those who wish to say something crazy enough to need to hide are scared to say it here for some crazy unknown reason.  And I have NEVER left an anonymous comment before.  Don’t call me, instant message me, text me, or send me smoke signals about someone you have an issue with and then gather up your hive cell to leave them a bunch of anonymous comments.  Maybe THAT’S what really irks me the most about it is the hive mentality involved in it.  Folks throwing rocks and then hiding their hands.  smh