Blog world…I have an announcement to make.
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My morning kicked ass in a major way! I woke up feeling great and approached the day with a can’t be touched attitude. It’s 1:11pm my time and my afternoon is on a downward spiral with the bottom of the pit quickly approaching.
You ever feel like you’re in an anti-fantasy? An anti-fantasy is the complete opposite of the dreams fulfilled in the tv show and the movies. No bubble baths and champagne like Pretty Woman. No horse races and big hats like Eliza Doolittle. No…the anti-fantasy is where you stop and ask yourself, “Original Diva is this shit really happening to me??? SERIOUSLY?”
Right now I feel like I’m in the middle of an anti-fantasy.
Take a minute and imagine that Julia Roberts’ character had always imagined what life would be like once she met her prince charming and after all the bubble baths and jewelry and fancy meals……things changed into the complete opposite of what she dreamed of. Instead of the big house, he had to move into her small apartment with her. Instead of him being a stand up guy who wanted to just be with her, he let his friends cop a quick feel. Instead of living the life of a socialite, she had to keep being a “working girl”.
THAT is an anti-fantasy. That is the moment where you say wait a damn minute. This is wrong, that is wrong, this doesn’t feel good, and I’m not happy with x, y, or z.
Anti-fantasies suck.

Is just that….a helluva experience. If she is performing anywhere near you I highly recommend that you go see her. You won’t regret it. The first thing I HAVE to point out is that the only speck of color in the theater besides me, were the people on the stage. I was amazed at that fact! I left home early because I KNEW I would either get lost or have trouble finding parking…..I did both. But what I didn’t expect was to be the only Black person there. Come on…QUEEN LATIFAH comes to Small Town, Oregon and my people aren’t there…..damn.
But I did come to realize that Small Town, Oregonians are SERIOUS about getting their party on. There was lots of shouting and dancing. There was singing along and clapping. They were cheers and basically a lot of partying going on. It was great.
First off, she looked fabulously casual. Slacks and a jazzy as hell top…and her hair!!!! I WANT THAT HAIR CUT! I loved her look. She performed a few songs from her first jazz cd and several from her newest cd, including the title track Trav’lin Light. There was jazz, there was blues, there was funk, there was soul, there was Brazilian rhythms……it was a plethora of musically infused fun. She started the night off with I’m Gonna Live Til I Die and I loved it. She followed up with Quiet Nights of Quiet Stars, Trav’lin Light, Georgia Rose, and Poetry Man (just to name a few). The audience ate up every bit of interaction she gave off…..she even brought her father on stage to show him off. Like I said….it was one big party. Her band and background singers are all AWESOME!
Then she sang MY SONG! I Know Where I’ve Been. When I tell y’all that I was in the back of the theater on my feet almost crying…..whew. It took all I had not to throw my hand in the air and holler SANG IT SISTA!!!!!!!! But I maintained my composure because remember…..I WAS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON THERE! The funny part was that she looked dead in my direction and said “I see ya sista!” I had to wipe a tear away. You know how much that song means to me right? Just wow!
And as the night ended, the crowd demanded she come back on stage one more time. When I say demanded….let me set the scene for you….THE BAND WAS GONE AND THE LIGHTS WERE ON! They wouldn’t sit down. We clapped and cheered and yelled for more. And when she came out what did the crowd ask for? The all white, Small Town crowd???? A RAP!
Looking around for hidden cameras or Ashton Kutcher cause somebody is play playin with me.
No sireebob….no jokes. The Queen breaks out with her legendary hit UNITY and the crowd is going wild (including me). We’re all up on our feet dancing and singing along like it’s an old school hip hop party out on the street.
Go get Trav’lin Light!
Go see Queen Latifah if she comes to your area!
Wear your dancing shoes because the drums and the bass throw down!
And don’t sleep on the white folks in Small Town, Oregon…..cause they gets down!
I hope everyone enjoys their holiday…….eats all they want to eat……..drinks all the wine they can hold………and laughs until they just can’t breathe anymore.
Think of me tonight as I rest my head on a plane headed for the Windy City to be with my other half and his family.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!
I have my own qualified circle of Divas that I call on for serious conversation. It includes Melette and T. I’m serious when I tell people to consider the source when having a serious discussion. Especially in moments when the goal is to either educate or be educated.
The three of us should really have a prime time television talk show. It would have to be prime time because these two are talking about Patron at the talking table. (Can’t take them no where!) But I CAN count on them to keep it real and BRING IT…..whether Patron induced or not. (WARNING: Had their actually been some alcohol then I might have been persuaded to include the portion of the conversation regarding the term “coon”.)
This is an example of when keeping it real goes RIGHT.











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