Where do I begin?
How can somebody so good at sex be so bad at phone sex? I mean come on! I’m topping out the Richter scale in the bedroom. Why does it feel so unnatural and awkward to tell a man if you were with him you’d be sitting on his lap naked and whispering in his ear? Not “why” in general. Why for me! This is Original Diva we’re talking about here. I’m a videotape away from being a freak.
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