This is the one and only J. Boogie. My heart and soul. The sun rises and sets on this little diva in training. See that face she’s making? She’s pouting because she got fussed at about something and didn’t get her way. That’s the problem we have with J. Boog…she wants to do whatever the hell she wants and keep it moving (no comments about her getting it from me. I’m grown hell….I can do that. She’s only 4). Speaking of her being only 4, be prepared in August for lots of first year in school stories. I got my first lecture today about her first day of school. I’ve been ordered to drop her off and leave. I’m not allowed to stand in the doorway and shed any tears. I said okay but in the back of my head I’ve already decided to volunteer to be a classroom helper on my Fridays off. I can’t just walk off and leave my baby with some strangers. They won’t GET her. I know J to the Boogie is mean as hell and I know she’s bad. But she’s MINE dammit! Yeah she’s liable to bust a mojo in the throat but she’s MINE. So when somebody runs over, clutching their windpipe and gasping for air my first question is “what did you do to provoke her?” Cause if you just let her get her way then there won’t be any problems.

 
The bad part….THAT IS THE PROBLEM. J. Boog will BUST YOU IN YO DAMN THROAT and then say “I’m Sorry….Let’s Play” and grab you, pulling you along to do whatever she has it in her mind to do next. Like I said, I KNOW DAMMIT and we’re working on breaking her of that.
 
So last week I was talking to a girlfriend about my baby’s tendency to knock the shit outta somebody and then QUICKLY say “I’m sorry let’s play.” It’s almost one run on sentence. That led to us laughing about children and their quirks.
 
Real shit moment (TM)….we know grown folks who do that shit! They will say whatever the hell they want to you and then expect you to remain friends at the level you were previously at. BITCH PLEASE! You just came out of a box on me and you expect me to call you at our “regular time” on Sunday to ask how your church service was. You’re kidding me right? Your actions are that of a spoiled ass 4 year old and you’re proud of that? RI-DAMN-DICULOUS!
 
Now Original Diva isn’t telling the masses what to do cause you’re grown and set in your ways. But understand that when you act like a 4 year old, you are liable to be abandoned by real divas and princesses and consequently surrounded by other idiots. (Into to Princess Lesson #4…..act your age.)