So today I read Hostess’ blog and she told a story about two people in a relationship.  In this story the man’s tires get slashed.  That got me to thinking.  I’ve never cut tires before because those jokes look thick as hell.  I will admit that I have taken a bat to a car before….busted out the lights, the back window, and tore the bumper off.  That was in my foolish youth though. I would NEVER do that now.  Do y’all know how much cars cost!!!!!

Anyway, after reading that I began asking my girls about it because I really want to know how you cut a tire and keep it from busting on you (like a blow out) and what you use?  MAAAAAAN, these chicks are hardcore.  No one has admitted to cutting a tire yet but I’ve heard other things that have been done.  One chica suggested putting super glue in the door lock so that the key won’t go in.  Apparently it causes serious problems for the driver and the only way to fix it is to purchase a completely new lock.

So I’m calling y’all out.  What type of retribution have you ever inflicted on a car?  Or what have you heard that works when taking revenge out on a car.  I’m even going to allow anonymous posting to protect the innocent.  Talk to me ladies.