I have always been extremely leary of having sex in a hotel.  I know that in the heat of the moment, people tend to get a little louder than they normally would and lack the self control to tone down.  I also know that hotel walls have the tendency to be thin and leak sounds very easily.

You know where this is going right?

That’s right.

Thursday night I am sitting in my hotel room in the great state of Connecticut when I realized that I was hearing moans coming from the next room.  At first I thought it was the television….that maybe that had purchased an explicit movie.  Oh but I was confused.  Those two were going at it hot and heavy and he was wearing her aroused ass out!  That chick moaned, screamed, and called out for an hour and 45 minutes.  Figuring in time to actually get her heated up, I’m thinking that they must have been going at it for over 2 hours.  And when he hit the motherload…………………..he growled……………………loudly.

That’s it.  My beliefs are not sealed in concrete.  No hotel sex for me.  Talk about a walk of shame the next morning when you see the people from the next room at the breakfast buffet.